(30 customer reviews)

Cheese Quake Feminized Marijuana Seeds

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No need to pair wine with these Cheese Quake marijuana, a pungnent a sweet-scented strain that boasts its own hint of grape. Topping out at 18% THC, even medical patients will enjoy Cheese Quake for its 1.5% CBD, realtive ease of growth and impressive yields.

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Description

A brilliant man once said: “You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.” (Anthony Bourdain, 2010) He was talking about that delectable stuff you melt between bread, but the same can be said of Cheese Quake marijuana, a charitable hybrid, favoring indica, that melts away pain, so you can relax and be free.

You don’t have to pair Cheese Quake marijuana with wine to truly enjoy the better things in life, but you’ll notice the aroma of grapes along with – yes – hints of cheese. On the tongue, the smoke is sweet, with a subtle tang of cheese and grapes as well.

Although Cheese Quake boasts between 16% and 18% THC, it benefits from a surprising 1.5% CBD, making it a fantastic selection for medical patients who are looking for something to ease stress and chronic pain, as well as banish depression and insomnia to dimensions unknown. If you’re a fan of microdosing, Cheese Quake is a great candidate: in small doses, it can boost focus. Too much will do the opposite, however, so tread lightly!

Cheese Quake marijuana seeds prove more successful when grown indoors and can get up to about 6 feet if you let them. It’s a fast-growing strain and requires close attention to make sure it always has the nutrients it needs to thrive. After 8-9 weeks you will be able to enjoy a relatively impressive bounty of happy, cheesy buds.

Additional information

Breeder

Norcal Farms

Cannabis Species

Hybrid

Genetics

60% Indica/40% Sativa

Flowering Time

55-65 days

THC

22%

CBD Level

Moderate (3-10%)

Feels Like

Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting

Yield Indoors (per m²)

Up to 450g/m²

Yield Outdoors

Up to 550 gr

To Treat

Anxiety, Depression, Stress

Taste

Cheese, Fruity, Sweet

Skill Level

Easy

Plant Sex

Feminized

Flowering Type

Photoperiod

Cultivate

Indoor/Outdoor

Size

Medium

30 reviews for Cheese Quake Feminized Marijuana Seeds

  1. Judy S. (verified owner)

    For some reason, my chronic pain has been so difficult to treat. The medication my doctor prescribed made me feel foggy and lethargic and some exercises I did at home didn’t really do much. I’m really glad my sister loaned me some cheese quake marijuana, which at first I was so resistant to try! Thank god she was persistent! Cheese Quake gives me the best pain relief I’ve had in years; who knew I would become a medical patient of marijuana? I was also a little intimidated about growing them, but cultivating weed suits my detail-oriented nature. This weed was beautiful and apparently pretty fast-growing, too. I love cheese quake mj and use it almost daily now. So pleased to have found something to treat my awful pain.

  2. Brendon U. (verified owner)

    Well this weed is a real dream. Super easy to grow and produces a nice amount of nug, plus the buds are really bug and sticky too. Smells sweet and cheesy and is hella relaxing, makes me just want to listen to music for hours or even draw, I love it for creative work and for helping me unwind at the end of the day!

  3. Jayden M. (verified owner)

    Interesting flavor for weed – cheese and grapes? I like it though. I read it does well indoors so I tried it and I definitely had to do some topping to get it to grow out instead of up but the yield was good. Definitely a really relaxing smoke and the cbd makes all physical aches and pains go the hell away to make for a really pleasant evening on the couch. If you have chronic pain of any sort I’d order and plant these seeds asap.

  4. Ryan B. (verified owner)

    A pungent and delicious weed that has helped tremendously with my arthritis and headaches! It also puts me in a great mood and helps me socialize on the weekends. Yes, it does taste and smell like cheese, I couldn’t even believe it myself! But if you like the nuanced flavors, the high is so very worth your while. This weed is like my side kick, always there to pick me up when I am down. I feel like I can function normally again and all on my own dime! A great time growing in the garden as well. Thanks PSB!

  5. Shanice M. (verified owner)

    I usually need to unwind with a glass of wine at the end of my day, but since smoking the Cheese Quake strain, I’ve been able to relax without my wine (and pills). This strain makes me actually want to eat some cheese and grapes as well. This helped with my anxiety tremendously. I recommend this if you love the smell of cheese! I grew this in my greenhouse and it took up about seven feet, so make sure you have the space. Took about seven weeks to grow as well, but well worth the wait.

  6. Sozel A. (verified owner)

    The best cannabis for my back pain. I love the perfect mix of THC and CBD in this strain – it makes my inflammation go way down and I actually feel relatively comfortable. The affect starts with little bursts of invigoration, followed by a chill uplift I feel in my entire body and especially in my back. Some may not like the pungent cheese taste but I think it’s delish and unique. Awesome medical mj, will order these seeds again from Pacific Seeds.

  7. Alize X. (verified owner)

    I’ve been smoking Cheese Quake for awhile now to help with insomnia and it works better than anything else. I think it’s that little bit of CBD in it. Just started growing my own so of course I wanted to grow one of my favorites. It was really easy and I don’t know why I waited so long to start growing my own mj. Pacific’s shipping was fast and the seeds looked great. Will order again!

  8. Brendan H. (verified owner)

    This is one of the first strains I ever tried to grow and its been my go-to ever since. Anytime I have a little extra space in my grow room I plug in a few plants of Cheese Quake. It doesn’t need a lot of attention and I have always been a fan of this strain for my own personal stash. It relaxes me without completely knocking me out while giving me some positive feel good vibes. Just ordered 3 seeds this last time but I’ll be back for more.

  9. Jacklyn H. (verified owner)

    I was really intrigued by the name of this strain, and bought it on a whim! I’m new to weed, but have been smoking a lot for the last year and thought why not? I’ll try to grow my own mj. Cheese Quake is actually super easy to grow, had very few problems along the way and got like 500 grams from my own backyard, which is crazy! A bit pungent but also sweet, it can stink up your house so just keep that in mind, but a very relaxing high overall that’s great if you get anxious when you smoke. This will not leave you in that place. Instead you’ll feel relaxed and happy, hooray!

  10. Maya P. (verified owner)

    So proud of this grow! My cheese quake mj grew to nearly 6 feet, which is soooo fantastic! (I know it’s almost 6 feet b/c my son is 6 foot 1 and thy’re just a little shorter than him.) Wish they smelled more like cheese, any cheese smell was pretty faint. Pretty decent yield on these babies too – though I use it for microdosing, so it will last me awhile regardless. Great pot, sends my worries far away.

  11. Salina L (verified owner)

    A very relaxing hybrid with a unique flavor. Yes, it really does have a cheesy flavor to it, and I love the way it makes me feel! It’s so much fun just to sit back and smoke this weed in the park or on a hike. Gives your mind the whirlygigs and makes you think interesting thoughts as well. Great to order from PSB and was very impressed by their customer service and online selection!

  12. rose (verified owner)

    I was very intrigued by the name of this strain so decided to order. PSB shipped out my seeds wicked fast and I got them growing right away! Not too difficult, but I am no grower, so this was a little bit of a challenge for me. Well worth it however, great yield and excellent flavor. Tastes like sweet cheese or something of the like. I dig the buzz too, very relaxing and great for headaches and stress!

  13. Enoch (verified owner)

    This is literally like dessert, like sweet cheese cake on your birthday! Definitely puts me a in a good mood, and the smoke is hella smoooooth. Great vibes when you’re chilling at home, or hanging out with your gf or whoever. Love playing video games on this weed, and then slowly drifting off to sleep. It’s not too hard to grow, and it always gives off these delicious Grade-A nugs. Happy as a clam!

  14. owlboy (verified owner)

    There’s nothing better than a slice of this cheese quake to get you feeling righteous! I live in SoCal and am getting really into growing weed. This stuff is excellent for indoor growing and it produces quite a lot of weed! I like the earthy cheesy smell. Definitely is great for smoking when you’re home and feeling lazy after work, kinda takes the edge off, blurs the lines of reality and makes for great video game playing!

  15. WtrWrks (verified owner)

    Anyone a fan of Dairy Queen here? I used to get the cheese quake blizzard all the time, and this weed was very intriguing to me for that reason. Obviously, I like this weed a whole lot better. It’s not a nice cheesy, sweet taste to it, and helps me just chill out at the end of the day. It’s perfect for TV watching or catching up with friends, also it gives me mad munchies, I can’t help but order a pizza! I am super happy with how the grow went as well, very good in an outdoor environment!

  16. abby sharp (verified owner)

    I feel the earth moving under my feet! This weed is a real earth shaking good time and it smells like cheese! It rocks my world each and every soke and leaves me in a pungent earthy weed cloud and with a buzz that makes my head feel like it’s swimming! I got a HUGE yield offa my 3 little plants. I was so amazed that they produced so much bud, and I got more weed than I expected. It’ll stink up your house for sure, but I personally like the smell. Also it’s good for pain and sleep!

  17. chance the rapper (verified owner)

    No earthquakes here, just some laid back, easy-going vibes for good times with friends 🙂 I love the taste and smell of this mj, it’s really nice to have around the house, it’s very cheesy and earthy, pretty funky overall. Great, smooth smoking, some high uqality nug for sure. I have been growing weed for many years now, but this was my first time ordering online. I love how easy it was, and how well my seeds germinated!

  18. Queen K (verified owner)

    Cheese quake will knock you on your ass….it’s a strong indica, more than you’d even expect…I smoke this to maintain sanity, just like everyone who smokes weed I guess, but I also really like the growing process too. I feel like I have done an amazing job keeping my plants alive despite CLIMATE CHANGE! Excellent quality…good grow.

  19. Bob Gamble (verified owner)

    It’s definitely got a funky cheese taste that I truly enjoy….a little sweetness too, which is pretty nice. I call it my “back porch” strain cause I grew it in a large pot in the backyard, and I also smoke it on the porch as well. I like the relaxing mental and physical effects of the weed. It’s nice and relaxing, and good for stress. I think you’ll totally love it yourself!

  20. Darcy (verified owner)

    I love love love Cheese Quake!! My favorite strain of all time. I decided to try PSB seeds for my first ever grow, and I’m so glad I did. I just ordered another batch of seeds. Something for everyone in this strain. Even friends that don’t normally smoke love the lightness and relaxation of this high without any anxious feelings. Thank you mucho.

  21. Manteca (verified owner)

    It’s not an earthquake….it’s a cheese quake!!! I am so excited to have this stuff in my house now. I feel like it took a long time to grow, and it definitely involved a fair amount of work, but the result is sweet and cheesy and makes for a great time every time. I smoke up with my sister and just chill out and watch movies. It’s been a great time!

  22. awayzsim (verified owner)

    Yup this stuff really rocked my world. I smoke it almost every night to help me relax, and to stimulate my appetite, plus it smells funky, like some fresh cheese. Gotta say, I am pretty excited about this, and you will be too!

  23. Adam Hudson (verified owner)

    If you ever wondered what it was like to smoke some cheesecake, then you will definitely get a kick out of this strain! It’s all kinds of wonderful, very relaxing, has great indica vibes and perfect for a sweet and relaxing staycation. Can’t wait to buy more marijuana from this website, their online selection is the best in Canada!

  24. Zidan Ferreira (verified owner)

    It’s a nice and mild strain, never lets me down or keeps me feeling like I want more, puts me right in the middle, and that sweet fruity flavor is pretty awesome, cause it tastes like something where you just wanna pass it around to all your buddies and whatnot. Have been very fortunate to grow this in my backyard garden!!

  25. Denzel Mackenzie (verified owner)

    Cheesy and delicious with a nice hint of sweet flavor to make everything just feel great!!! Ordered this stuff online too, had it shipped right to the back of my home and then I discreetly threw these seeds in the ground so as to not alert my wife and 5 months later she thinks we have natural weed plants in our backyard LOL

  26. Nella Hawes (verified owner)

    Cheesy and awesome, a real charmer when you’re trying to impress your date…Gonna definitely buy some more of this weed, and I am getting better at growing it each time…had a truly excellent time getting my hands dirty in the soil, feeling the sunshine on my face and neck, and knowing I was doing something wholesome!

  27. Rico Calvert (verified owner)

    I love the sweet taste of this pot, it’s got all the cheesy flavor you want with a nice little hint of sweetness at the end and a very long languid high that’s great for taking walks or going swimming. I’ll definitely buy from PSB again, good times all around!

  28. Benn O’Moore (verified owner)

    There’s no substitute for good weed, especially if that weed is straight-up homegrown from PSB. This dope is very colorful, flavorful, and STRONG. It’s the kind of strain that’s great for smoking with friends, and even better if you are just chilling at home. I got BAKED the other day and watched movies for HOURS. Such a masterpiece I had to buy more of this funky strain!

  29. Tyrese Monroe (verified owner)

    Man you gotta get yourself some of this good weed. Cheese quake is a quick grow and produces a lot of nug for a VERY smooth and relaxing high. Has a funky cheese smell and a nice subtle flavor that will keep you coming back for more!

  30. Tarik Browne (verified owner)

    Cheesy…yes it’s all kinds of flavorful and funky, but where it really shines is the buzzzzzz. I smoke right after drinking my morning coffee and I am in a truly fantastic state of mind. VERY strong stuff, but helps me stay happy and focused. I really like the way it makes me feel and I will totally buy more every time!!!

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