(5 customer reviews)

Funky Monkey Feminized Marijuana Seeds

From: $29.99

A gentle and fun strain with an average of 10% THC, Funky Monkey is best enjoyed socially amongst friends who enjoy giggling, relaxing, and, of course, the munchies.

Description

What do you get when you cross Grape Ape with Mendo Purps? An indica-dominant strain called Funky Monkey that is extremely popular with new cannabis users because of its average 10% THC. Seasoned users will also appreciate their ability to smoke higher than normal amounts of this bud for the same reason. 

 

Funky Monkey is a great choice for socializing with friends. Beginning with an increase in energy and instant improvement in mood, Funky Monkey is likely to induce giggles before settling into a relaxed, euphoric state that ends in a feeling of pure laziness. To ensure that you don’t annoy those around you, Funky Monkey may be best enjoyed among close pals only who are also planning to partake in this gentle and fun bud.

 

For those who are interested in Funky Monkey from a medicinal perspective, just a few tokes can provide relief from stress or depression, as well as common issues like headaches, despite its relatively low potency. And, anyone looking to increase their appetite will be delighted with Funky Monkey’s induction of the munchies.

 

Once you experiment a bit with the dosage and timing of Funky Monkey, you’ll be sure to find an easy smoke that fits in perfectly with your social life.

Additional information

Breeder

Norcal Farms

Cannabis Species

Hybrid

Flowering Time

55-65 days

THC

8%

CBD Level

Moderate (3-10%)

Feels Like

Euphoric, Relaxed, Sleepy

Yield Indoors (per m²)

Up to 400g/m²

Yield Outdoors

Up to 450 gr

To Treat

Lack of Appetite, Stress

Taste

Berry, Earthy, Fruity

Skill Level

Easy

Plant Sex

Feminized

Flowering Type

Photoperiod

Cultivate

Indoor/Outdoor

Size

Tall

5 reviews for Funky Monkey Feminized Marijuana Seeds

  1. Coco Galloway (verified owner)

    One of the first strains of mj I was ever exposed to, all the way back in my college years. I have since started growing my own supply, and really am excited about the prospect of ordering weed online and growing it right at home. Never thought I’d be getting my indoor grow room set up but here I am! Funky monkey is everything and a bag of potato chips. It’s the most relaxing and giggly strain out there. Kinda tastes like bananas!

  2. Suhayb Dalby (verified owner)

    Dream it and it shall become reality. That is how I envisioned the funky monkey into my life. At first I dreamed it, and then I acted on it by buying online with Pacific seeds. Then I made it a reality by growing, and eventually smoking, my own weed!!!!

  3. Rosalind Carty (verified owner)

    A fun strain that’s great for recreational growers! The vibes are GREAT! It makes me smile, gives me a LOT to talk about, and reduces sociaL ANXIETY. When I planted my seeds, they took about a week to germinate. I was nervous but it all worked out perfectly! SUPER exciting! Gotta love buying online, so convenient!

  4. Rhianna Devlin (verified owner)

    I worked in cannabis for mant years. I have experience in both indoor and outdoor grow operations. It’s a very fulfilling crop if its done right, and let me tell you there are many ways it can be done WRONG! Buying online is the best way to get weed seeds. It’s the fastest and usually pretty local, especially if you’re a cali resident. Good product.

  5. Kyal Barry (verified owner)

    Soooo nice to have this weed at home! Growing it is super fun and exciting, a brand new process for me. I love the way it feels and how it hits. It’s smooooth, creamy, and easy! No problems with shipping or germination, and usually a BIG yield is on the way. Takes about 10 weeks to reach flowering, but a beautiful plant will unfold before your eyes.

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