Description
Growing Tips for Dr. Funk
Dr. Funk requires at least an intermediate-level grower to complete this strain’s grow process. Dr. Funk marijuana plants will thrive indoors and outdoors, but have an easier time growing indoors because of the ability to completely control the climate. If you choose to grow indoors, you will have to replicate a steady environment similar to the climate of the Mediterranean. Dr. Funk cannabis seeds grow into vibrant green plants with medium leaves and buds. The buds are coated with resinous trichomes, making them appear dusty or sugary. If you choose to grow outdoors, you will need to hope for consistent temperature and humidity to grow these plants to completion. Doing so will ensure that you grow healthy buds from the top of the plants to the buds closest to the soil. Having access to a greenhouse is the best way to give these plants the perfect outdoor climate without having to put up with unexpected outdoor variables. These plants grow to a short/medium height and can reach around 2-5 feet tall. Because the plants reach a maximum indoor and outdoor height of 5 feet, you will be able to grow multiple plants in a smaller grow area to increase your overall yields. The ideal temperature for these plants is around 70-85 degrees Fahrenheit and slightly cooler at night. Humidity levels should be kept around 55-70% during the vegetative growth stage and the flowering stage, but lowering the humidity every week will help this plant grow. Growing indoors will ensure that the higher humidity levels and moderate temperatures are consistent and maintained every day that the plants are in the growing stages. Topping, pruning, and Low-stress training (LST) methods are the most beneficial methods for this strain. If performed correctly, these techniques will help to increase the overall yields and improve bud production. Each of these methods will help to adjust the plant so that the canopy allows light and air to reach the lower levels. These methods will also help the buds grow to their fullest potential. The Dr. Funk strain requires an 18-20 hour light cycle to reach the vegetative stage of growth. Changing the light cycle to a 12/12 cycle will induce the flowering stage of growth and help get your plants to harvest.
Yields, Flowering Time, and Harvest
- Flowering Time: Growing indoors, you can expect the Dr. Funk strain to harvest after a short flowering period of 55-65 days.
- Yields: While Indoor yields are around 400 grams per square meter, outdoor grows typically produce up to 450 grams per plant. These yields are pretty solid, especially when you consider they come after a short flowering period.
- Harvest: Outdoor growers can plan on harvesting their yields around the middle of October, depending on when the seeds were planted.
Dr. Funk: Berry Berry Sweet
The Dr. Funk cannabis strain terpene profile is directly responsible for how the plant smells and tastes, and the strong effects it has on its users. The most dominant terpene in this strain is caryophyllene, while myrcene and limonene are the secondary terpenes.
- Caryophyllene: Most Dominant – Commonly known as the “spicy” and “peppery” terpene, caryophyllene can be found in cloves and black pepper.
- Myrcene: Secondary Terpene – Known in the cannabis community as the “Mother of all Terpenes”, myrcene gives marijuana its earthy fragrance and taste.
- Limonene: Citrus – Found in the rinds of citrus fruits like lemons and oranges, this terpene helps with anxiety.
U. Phillips (verified owner) –
The shipping was fast and discreet, I received my feminized seeds in no time.
tacitdunbird (verified owner) –
It was amazing how well Dr. Funk seeds germinated. Almost all of the seeds grew into healthy plants. The buds were strong and gave me a calm, peaceful high. The stinky smell and taste were a plus.
Doreen Lawrence (verified owner) –
Smooth, funky, and psychedelic, it doesn’t get much better than Dr. Funk and to think I almost missed out because I didn’t know much about it. Thankfully, I reached out to customer service, and they helped me in my decision of ordering from them. I’ve checked out plenty of seed banks, and I can already tell I’ll be ordering much more in the near future.
Sara Lynn (verified owner) –
Delicious flower with a cheesy, funky flavor. Easy to cultivate and takes about 10 weeks to grow. Nothing better than a sweet bowl of dr. funk in the evening. Works particularly well for back pain, neck pain, and promotes good sleep 🙂
Amina Ahmed (verified owner) –
Been feeling pretty funky lately, and that’s cause the DOCTOR IS IN!!!
Best choice for backyard growing 2023. My vote, of course. I do run a very impactful blog on cannabis cultivation, so I never falter on my choices.
Dr. Funk is a hybrid that leans sativa, generally is uplifting and grows nicely in hot, humid climates. Especially Southern California!
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Brooklyn Harrington (verified owner) –
Can you feel the funk?? Dr. Funk is great for curing you ailments and putting you in a fresh, creative, peaceful state of mind. It’s lightly energizing, which is the best for going out to parties, or to the club! My friends have NO IDEA I have been growing my own weed all these years, but I am about to gift them some PSB seeds and reveal my great secret to them all!
3OceanOtter (verified owner) –
Dr. Funk Feminized Seeds offer a smooth and creamy flavor, delivering a psychedelic hybrid experience. With its moderate THC level, Dr. Funk is perfect for a stress-free evening. Its sweet berry aroma and earthy pungency make it a popular choice for growers. The seeds have a flowering time of 8-9 weeks, producing impressive yields.
Kristy Figueroa (verified owner) –
This strain is great for those looking for a relaxing high that also provides some euphoria and happiness. The berry and earthy taste is delightful and the yield is impressive. It’s an intermediate level strain and suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation.
Delores P. (verified owner) –
Slightly trippy, slightly relaxing, this weed makes for a great at-home grow, and usually yields some pretty nice results. Bought 10 seeds online, the perfect amount, and for a very affordable price. They ship all over the USA and Canada, so I know wherever I am living I am COVERED! Great looking nug, very fresh, and very smokeable. I’ll DEF be buying some more.
Rheanna Vaughan (verified owner) –
Have YOU been feeling in a funk lately? Well, fear not, this strain is amazing at curing what ails you. The fresh green nugs are bright and smoke nice and smooth. Perfect for rolling a blunt, or just packing your bowl! Super exciting having this weed at home. It’s changed me. I feel fully in control of my weed life, and it has saved me a ton of money!!!
Jeevan Zamora (verified owner) –
I smoke weed for social anxiety….sometimes it helps and sometimes it does not depending on the strain. Dr. Funk is the perfect mix between indica and sativa that puts me in an ideal social mood! Sweet flavors surround this amazing weed, it’s like smoking a juicy mango or biting into a fresh lemon. A truly awesome strain!
Warwick Mcarthur (verified owner) –
Good for intimacy. My girlfriend and I love smoking weed together and Dr. Funk is just the stuff to get us in the mood for some fun 😉 plus growing out in the garden was a group effort and brought us closer together. Excellent stuff!
Isobella Lang (verified owner) –
Even if you’re still studying for the MCAT, you’re qualified to grow this marijuana in your backyard 😉
Dr. Funk is a powerful high, mostly sativa energy, makes me wanna get up and dance!
Hopefully you’ll be smoking this too, and we can trade growing experiences!
Trevor Sexton (verified owner) –
If you’re feelin’ funky, then this weed will make you wanna get up and dance! This indica is a smooth and creamy smoke with a funky cheesy flavor to finish. Luxurious and a little difficult to grow, best suited for boutique growers with experience 🙂
Percy Wooten (verified owner) –
A smooth and easy going indica that helps me relax. Has been a great process, ordering seeds online, having them delivered right to my home, germinating and growing them, and eventually harvesting nearly 600 grams of fresh pot. It’s never been easier to schedule an appt with the all-knowing dr. funk. I highly recommend trying this strain, even if you’re new!