Hear me out on this, what if you could put together your dream marijuana dispensary stock the same way you draft a Fantasy Football NFL team? I can’t help but have Fantasy Football on the brain as we inch out of summer and closer to fall. Will we even have an NFL season this year with the pandemic going on? My guess is as good as yours.

With the future of sports up in the air, let’s play the marijuana edition of Fantasy Football where you create the ultimate dispensary. Think of it as Restaurant Wars on Top Chef or your ultimate starting Pokemon lineup. Who was your favorite—was it Pikachu? Charizard? Gengar?

Perhaps, I’m targeting the wrong demographic here. Maybe a Willy Wonka reference will paint a better picture. Let’s say you’re Mr. Wonka and you have the choice to start your chocolate factory over again from scratch. Which candies would you pick? Candy corn? Hershey’s kisses? Sour strips? Jawbreakers?

Fantasy Football: The Marijuana Edition

What Would Your Dream Dispensary Look Like?

If marijuana enthusiasts were to shop at your fantasy dispensary, what would they find? The world is your oyster! Think of your most favorite…

  • Marijuana Strains
  • Edibles
  • Smoking Accessories
  • CBD Products (and more!)

The Fantasy Football edition of your marijuana dispensary can be as wild and outrageous as you can imagine. Marijuana strains aside, what would the interior look like as well as the exterior? Are you a fan of paint? Wallpaper? Cool tones? Warm tones? Wood? Glass? For today’s blog, I want you to embrace your inner architect and interior designer.

Next up, we have the ideal location of your dispensary. Would you build it in the middle of a busy downtown in a big city like New York or Chicago? Or, would you locate it somewhere remote and exclusive, like on top of a mountain that’s only accessible by ski lift? Clearly, I’ve had too much time on my hands mid-quarantine to come up with this idea.

Fantasy Football: The Marijuana Edition

Our Most-Popular Strains

They say a Fantasy Football team is only as good as its weakest link. In marijuana terms, your dispensary is only as good as your strain selection. We have a handful of big-hitter strains here at Pacific Seed Bank, many of which are showcased on our Instagram feed and in our IG highlight reel.

These are the strains you (our most valuable customers) seem to love the most:

  1. Death Star
  2. Yumboldt
  3. Tahoe OG Kush
  4. Purple Kush
  5. Blue Dream
Fantasy Football: The Marijuana Edition

How To Buy Marijuana Seeds

Of course, we have hundreds more to choose from directly off our website. You can browse, shop, and read our marijuana blogs all in one place to familiarize yourself with our strains and which one might be the best fit for you. We pride ourselves on offering our customers a vast selection to choose from based on personal wants and needs as well as medical conditions.

On our homepage, you’ll see Shop Marijuana Seeds in the upper-left drop-down menu. From there, you can select which variety of weed seeds you’d like to shop. We offer feminized seeds, high CBD seeds, and Autoflowering (our most popular choice for beginner growers). First-time growers find that Auto strains are generally easier to germinate, grow, cultivate, and harvest.

Not only that, but you can also narrow down your choices based on desired effects on the brain and body. This relates to indica vs. sativa marijuana strains. In your Fantasy Football dispensary, would you offer more indica or sativa strains? How about an even mix? Personally, I gravitate toward indica strains with a THC markup of around 25-30%, the more potent and hard-hitting the better.

Tell Us About Your Fantasy Football Dispensary

In the comment section down below, tell us about your dream dispensary! We want to hear your creative ideas—every nitty, gritty detail from the color of your walls to the variety of strains you’d sell to the exterior to the materials to the location of your business.

  1. Thad says:

    My dream dispensary would have Blue dream, Jean Guy, Jillybean, Green Crack, Skywalker, Hindu Kush, Purple Urkle, Gorilla Glue #4, Caviar Kush and some strawberry Cough for some of the regular strains just to name a few. The dispensary would also sell clones and seeds of all of these strains so you have the ability to grow these from home aswell. Shadder bars are a huge must aswell. A brownie counter with every flavour (the equivalent of getting a Blizzard at DQ) another must is the ability to have growers on the clock that can go and deal with your plants. The same as someone coming over to cut your lawn, but this person comes to water and give your plants its own nutrients.

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