Description
A brilliant man once said: “You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.” (Anthony Bourdain, 2010) He was talking about that delectable stuff you melt between bread, but the same can be said of Cheese Quake marijuana, a charitable hybrid, favoring indica, that can relax and be free.
You don’t have to pair Cheese Quake marijuana with wine to truly enjoy the better things in life, but you’ll notice the aroma of grapes along with – yes – hints of cheese. On the tongue, the smoke is sweet, with a subtle tang of cheese and grapes as well.
Although Cheese Quake boasts between 16% and 18% THC, it benefits from a surprising 1.5% CBD, making it a fantastic selection for medical patients who are looking for something to ease stress, as well as banish insomnia to dimensions unknown. If you’re a fan of microdosing, Cheese Quake is a great candidate: in small doses, it can boost focus. Too much will do the opposite, however, so tread lightly!
Cheese Quake marijuana seeds prove more successful when grown indoors and can get up to about 6 feet if you let them. It’s a fast-growing strain and requires close attention to make sure it always has the nutrients it needs to thrive. After 8-9 weeks you will be able to enjoy a relatively impressive bounty of happy, cheesy buds.
J. Adams (verified owner) –
From the fast delivery to the outstanding quality of the seeds, everything about my experience with this company has been exceptional.
SassySeahorse44 (verified owner) –
I just finished my first grow with these fantastic cannabis seeds, and wow, what an experience! I planted them and watched them thrive, each day bringing new surprises. The seedlings looked so healthy, and I couldn’t help but cheer them on. When it was finally time to harvest, I was filled with anticipation. The buds were heavy, glistening with trichomes, and smelled divine! Each hit was smooth and flavorful, putting a huge smile on my face. The balance of relaxation and uplift was just right, leaving me totally satisfied. This was truly a dream come true!
C. Bennett (verified owner) –
This was my first time growing my own cannabis, and I hit the jackpot with these seeds. They were super easy to grow and yielded a hefty amount.
Frost.012 (verified owner) –
The buds are dense and sticky, offering a smooth smoke that leaves a lingering richness on the palate. The high is relaxing yet uplifting, making it a versatile choice for any occasion.
sanjaysharma (verified owner) –
My garden is flourishing thanks to these seeds! I’m thrilled beyond measure!
Calvin West (verified owner) –
A smooth, creamy, cheesy strain that is best for those who need stress and anxiety relief. I was able to grow 10 seeds….just barely had enough room. It was a big plant, pretty substantial, but overall really nice to work with. I loved pruning and shaping the plant. Made me feel like I was truly in control. Awesome MJ!
M. Hayes (verified owner) –
Cheese Quake is a great pick-me-up because it uplifts you and elevates your mood. You’ll love this when you’re going out because it makes you sociable. The taste is also fantastic and distinctive with a pungent cheese flavor and a hint of sweetness that will jump off your tastebuds.
Snowflake3Squid (verified owner) –
Not only did the plants grow beautifully with full germination, but smoking this strain was an absolute delight. The high was incredibly enjoyable, leaving me relaxed and uplifted. The taste had a subtle tang of cheese and grapes, which added to the overall experience.
Rachel Olson (verified owner) –
Fresh and fruity, cheese quake make any saturday night feel a little something extra. This is my going out strain, I am consistently growing it indoors throughout the year so I have a stable supply. I even make my own soil mixture with OMRI products and keep it fully organic. It’s friggin tasty and delicious and it’s a great hobby. I used to grow commercially so I do know a few tricks….just enjoying growing for myself and keeping this stash hidden juuuust for me 😉
Thomas Vaughan (verified owner) –
This is my go to pick me up strain! If I’m ever feeling down this always gives me a high to lighten my mood. Hits smooth and not too strong. Also an easy grow that doesn’t take too long. If you’re a beginner this one is pretty friendly so i’d recommend it
Alethea Newton (verified owner) –
I haven’t been smoking much marijuana in the last decade, but was recently diagnosed with severe arthritis and heard MJ had some beneficial effects on my symptoms, I may be a mom but I know how to garden quite well. I used to grow tomatoes and veggies every year….now it’s MJ for this mamma! My seeds were very receptive to the soil and I contributed a lot of focus and love to growing them. It was an easy sell. My body greatly appreciated the cheesy flavor and pain relief. Thank you all!
Alexandria Joseph (verified owner) –
An easy-to-care-for plant, this strain provides a great starting point for new growers with an average flowering time of about 9 weeks. Also has a very nice high that is good for medical smoking or just stoners in general. Great high on the body and mind that does not overtake you and is quite nice.
Stinky Sock (verified owner) –
A strain that has some very impressive yields to it and was very easy to care for. The high is relatively tamed and not too powerful, but also has a bit of CBD in it which makes it great for medicinal purposes. I was also very happy with the fast shipping Pacific provided.
Veronica Grimes (verified owner) –
Finally got all my seeds to germinate…they’re looking fresh as can be! They’re small right now, so no real aroma or anything, just cute baby plants. Excited to care for them and watch them grow. The shipping on the mj was fast, even here to Canada, and I am excited for the next few months, I will keep you updated!
StealthySloth (verified owner) –
Cheese Quake is an absolute dream to grow! All of the seeds sprouted and germinated without any issues and the plants produced a massive yield. The flavor profile of this strain is simply delicious with notes of cheese, fruity, and sweet. The high is perfect for elevating my mood and relieving any stress.
M Gutierrez (verified owner) –
It’s a cheesy delicious nug that grows well in most environments, just prefers the warm and dry conditions of greenhouses. Excellent flavor and a very light and buzzy high. Kinda makes me feel super bubbly and happy. It has helped me deal with my depression and anxiety.
Johnathan B. (verified owner) –
Say goodbye to anxiety and pain when you smoke cheese quake, the cheesiest and sweetest weed of all time.
I called customer service for some advice they were so nice 🙂 Great options all around, with some beautiful nugs to take away from the experience.
Get your dang hands dirty and grow your own POT. It’s reaaaaal smooth.
Nelson Daniels (verified owner) –
A truly magical grow with a cheesy flavor and crystal-covered NUGS! I buy my weed online cause it’s highest quality and helps with stress and depression. I opened up my seed package the other day and was immediately in heaven! I cannot stress how much I LOVE this strain and my freedom to grow it!
Meghan Martin (verified owner) –
Break up that cheese quake and get lost in your brain for like 6 hours before returning to reality to smoke more pot lol. Definitely a unique strain with its fondue-cheese type flavor and preeeety strong so tread lightly stoners. All weed is fun.
Ayda King (verified owner) –
Cheesy and delightful this strain makes me smile and helps me dial it down a notch at the end of the day. Had a harvesting goal of about 300 grams and was able to score nearly 800!!! OMG I am swimming in fresh cheesy nug, perfect for growing in a greenhouse indoors!!
Ashley Munro (verified owner) –
Cheese Quake and some wine anyone? This weed DEFINITELY has a funky flavor, leaves a lingering taste in your mouth, gives you a great little head rush, and helps with stress. Definitely going to buy again. It’s easy ordering online. The selection is vast, but it’s well worth the effort. Gonna buy some more next chance I get a paycheck!!
June Chan (verified owner) –
Got 5 seeds online, all of them germinated and grew taller than me. Very exciting to have this weed in my life cause it really helps settle my mind when I have depressive episodes. Cheesy flavor, makes you kinda want to dance :p
Hero Choi (verified owner) –
Some cheesy weed with some wine might be better than the original.
5 seeds cost me $50, which is reasonable in my opinion.
Harvested around 1000 grams, or so I think.
Tarik Browne (verified owner) –
Cheesy…yes it’s all kinds of flavorful and funky, but where it really shines is the buzzzzzz. I smoke right after drinking my morning coffee and I am in a truly fantastic state of mind. VERY strong stuff, but helps me stay happy and focused. I really like the way it makes me feel and I will totally buy more every time!!!
Tyrese Monroe (verified owner) –
Man you gotta get yourself some of this good weed. Cheese quake is a quick grow and produces a lot of nug for a VERY smooth and relaxing high. Has a funky cheese smell and a nice subtle flavor that will keep you coming back for more!
Benn O’Moore (verified owner) –
There’s no substitute for good weed, especially if that weed is straight-up homegrown from PSB. This dope is very colorful, flavorful, and STRONG. It’s the kind of strain that’s great for smoking with friends, and even better if you are just chilling at home. I got BAKED the other day and watched movies for HOURS. Such a masterpiece I had to buy more of this funky strain!
Rico Calvert (verified owner) –
I love the sweet taste of this pot, it’s got all the cheesy flavor you want with a nice little hint of sweetness at the end and a very long languid high that’s great for taking walks or going swimming. I’ll definitely buy from PSB again, good times all around!
Nella Hawes (verified owner) –
Cheesy and awesome, a real charmer when you’re trying to impress your date…Gonna definitely buy some more of this weed, and I am getting better at growing it each time…had a truly excellent time getting my hands dirty in the soil, feeling the sunshine on my face and neck, and knowing I was doing something wholesome!
Denzel Mackenzie (verified owner) –
Cheesy and delicious with a nice hint of sweet flavor to make everything just feel great!!! Ordered this stuff online too, had it shipped right to the back of my home and then I discreetly threw these seeds in the ground so as to not alert my wife and 5 months later she thinks we have natural weed plants in our backyard LOL
Zidan Ferreira (verified owner) –
It’s a nice and mild strain, never lets me down or keeps me feeling like I want more, puts me right in the middle, and that sweet fruity flavor is pretty awesome, cause it tastes like something where you just wanna pass it around to all your buddies and whatnot. Have been very fortunate to grow this in my backyard garden!!
Adam Hudson (verified owner) –
If you ever wondered what it was like to smoke some cheesecake, then you will definitely get a kick out of this strain! It’s all kinds of wonderful, very relaxing, has great indica vibes and perfect for a sweet and relaxing staycation. Can’t wait to buy more marijuana from this website, their online selection is the best in Canada!
awayzsim (verified owner) –
Yup this stuff really rocked my world. I smoke it almost every night to help me relax, and to stimulate my appetite, plus it smells funky, like some fresh cheese. Gotta say, I am pretty excited about this, and you will be too!
Manteca (verified owner) –
It’s not an earthquake….it’s a cheese quake!!! I am so excited to have this stuff in my house now. I feel like it took a long time to grow, and it definitely involved a fair amount of work, but the result is sweet and cheesy and makes for a great time every time. I smoke up with my sister and just chill out and watch movies. It’s been a great time!
Darcy (verified owner) –
I love love love Cheese Quake!! My favorite strain of all time. I decided to try PSB seeds for my first ever grow, and I’m so glad I did. I just ordered another batch of seeds. Something for everyone in this strain. Even friends that don’t normally smoke love the lightness and relaxation of this high without any anxious feelings. Thank you mucho.
Bob Gamble (verified owner) –
It’s definitely got a funky cheese taste that I truly enjoy….a little sweetness too, which is pretty nice. I call it my “back porch” strain cause I grew it in a large pot in the backyard, and I also smoke it on the porch as well. I like the relaxing mental and physical effects of the weed. It’s nice and relaxing, and good for stress. I think you’ll totally love it yourself!
Queen K (verified owner) –
Cheese quake will knock you on your ass….it’s a strong indica, more than you’d even expect…I smoke this to maintain sanity, just like everyone who smokes weed I guess, but I also really like the growing process too. I feel like I have done an amazing job keeping my plants alive despite CLIMATE CHANGE! Excellent quality…good grow.
chance the rapper (verified owner) –
No earthquakes here, just some laid back, easy-going vibes for good times with friends 🙂 I love the taste and smell of this mj, it’s really nice to have around the house, it’s very cheesy and earthy, pretty funky overall. Great, smooth smoking, some high uqality nug for sure. I have been growing weed for many years now, but this was my first time ordering online. I love how easy it was, and how well my seeds germinated!
abby sharp (verified owner) –
I feel the earth moving under my feet! This weed is a real earth shaking good time and it smells like cheese! It rocks my world each and every soke and leaves me in a pungent earthy weed cloud and with a buzz that makes my head feel like it’s swimming! I got a HUGE yield offa my 3 little plants. I was so amazed that they produced so much bud, and I got more weed than I expected. It’ll stink up your house for sure, but I personally like the smell. Also it’s good for pain and sleep!
WtrWrks (verified owner) –
Anyone a fan of Dairy Queen here? I used to get the cheese quake blizzard all the time, and this weed was very intriguing to me for that reason. Obviously, I like this weed a whole lot better. It’s not a nice cheesy, sweet taste to it, and helps me just chill out at the end of the day. It’s perfect for TV watching or catching up with friends, also it gives me mad munchies, I can’t help but order a pizza! I am super happy with how the grow went as well, very good in an outdoor environment!
owlboy (verified owner) –
There’s nothing better than a slice of this cheese quake to get you feeling righteous! I live in SoCal and am getting really into growing weed. This stuff is excellent for indoor growing and it produces quite a lot of weed! I like the earthy cheesy smell. Definitely is great for smoking when you’re home and feeling lazy after work, kinda takes the edge off, blurs the lines of reality and makes for great video game playing!
Enoch (verified owner) –
This is literally like dessert, like sweet cheese cake on your birthday! Definitely puts me a in a good mood, and the smoke is hella smoooooth. Great vibes when you’re chilling at home, or hanging out with your gf or whoever. Love playing video games on this weed, and then slowly drifting off to sleep. It’s not too hard to grow, and it always gives off these delicious Grade-A nugs. Happy as a clam!
rose (verified owner) –
I was very intrigued by the name of this strain so decided to order. PSB shipped out my seeds wicked fast and I got them growing right away! Not too difficult, but I am no grower, so this was a little bit of a challenge for me. Well worth it however, great yield and excellent flavor. Tastes like sweet cheese or something of the like. I dig the buzz too, very relaxing and great for headaches and stress!
Salina L (verified owner) –
A very relaxing hybrid with a unique flavor. Yes, it really does have a cheesy flavor to it, and I love the way it makes me feel! It’s so much fun just to sit back and smoke this weed in the park or on a hike. Gives your mind the whirlygigs and makes you think interesting thoughts as well. Great to order from PSB and was very impressed by their customer service and online selection!
Maya P. (verified owner) –
So proud of this grow! My cheese quake mj grew to nearly 6 feet, which is soooo fantastic! (I know it’s almost 6 feet b/c my son is 6 foot 1 and thy’re just a little shorter than him.) Wish they smelled more like cheese, any cheese smell was pretty faint. Pretty decent yield on these babies too – though I use it for microdosing, so it will last me awhile regardless. Great pot, sends my worries far away.
Jacklyn H. (verified owner) –
I was really intrigued by the name of this strain, and bought it on a whim! I’m new to weed, but have been smoking a lot for the last year and thought why not? I’ll try to grow my own mj. Cheese Quake is actually super easy to grow, had very few problems along the way and got like 500 grams from my own backyard, which is crazy! A bit pungent but also sweet, it can stink up your house so just keep that in mind, but a very relaxing high overall that’s great if you get anxious when you smoke. This will not leave you in that place. Instead you’ll feel relaxed and happy, hooray!
Brendan H. (verified owner) –
This is one of the first strains I ever tried to grow and its been my go-to ever since. Anytime I have a little extra space in my grow room I plug in a few plants of Cheese Quake. It doesn’t need a lot of attention and I have always been a fan of this strain for my own personal stash. It relaxes me without completely knocking me out while giving me some positive feel good vibes. Just ordered 3 seeds this last time but I’ll be back for more.
Alize X. (verified owner) –
I’ve been smoking Cheese Quake for awhile now to help with insomnia and it works better than anything else. I think it’s that little bit of CBD in it. Just started growing my own so of course I wanted to grow one of my favorites. It was really easy and I don’t know why I waited so long to start growing my own mj. Pacific’s shipping was fast and the seeds looked great. Will order again!
Sozel A. (verified owner) –
The best cannabis for my back pain. I love the perfect mix of THC and CBD in this strain – it makes my inflammation go way down and I actually feel relatively comfortable. The affect starts with little bursts of invigoration, followed by a chill uplift I feel in my entire body and especially in my back. Some may not like the pungent cheese taste but I think it’s delish and unique. Awesome medical mj, will order these seeds again from Pacific Seeds.
Shanice M. (verified owner) –
I usually need to unwind with a glass of wine at the end of my day, but since smoking the Cheese Quake strain, I’ve been able to relax without my wine (and pills). This strain makes me actually want to eat some cheese and grapes as well. This helped with my anxiety tremendously. I recommend this if you love the smell of cheese! I grew this in my greenhouse and it took up about seven feet, so make sure you have the space. Took about seven weeks to grow as well, but well worth the wait.
Ryan B. (verified owner) –
A pungent and delicious weed that has helped tremendously with my arthritis and headaches! It also puts me in a great mood and helps me socialize on the weekends. Yes, it does taste and smell like cheese, I couldn’t even believe it myself! But if you like the nuanced flavors, the high is so very worth your while. This weed is like my side kick, always there to pick me up when I am down. I feel like I can function normally again and all on my own dime! A great time growing in the garden as well. Thanks PSB!
Jayden M. (verified owner) –
Interesting flavor for weed – cheese and grapes? I like it though. I read it does well indoors so I tried it and I definitely had to do some topping to get it to grow out instead of up but the yield was good. Definitely a really relaxing smoke and the cbd makes all physical aches and pains go the hell away to make for a really pleasant evening on the couch. If you have chronic pain of any sort I’d order and plant these seeds asap.
Brendon U. (verified owner) –
Well this weed is a real dream. Super easy to grow and produces a nice amount of nug, plus the buds are really bug and sticky too. Smells sweet and cheesy and is hella relaxing, makes me just want to listen to music for hours or even draw, I love it for creative work and for helping me unwind at the end of the day!
Judy S. (verified owner) –
For some reason, my chronic pain has been so difficult to treat. The medication my doctor prescribed made me feel foggy and lethargic and some exercises I did at home didn’t really do much. I’m really glad my sister loaned me some cheese quake marijuana, which at first I was so resistant to try! Thank god she was persistent! Cheese Quake gives me the best pain relief I’ve had in years; who knew I would become a medical patient of marijuana? I was also a little intimidated about growing them, but cultivating weed suits my detail-oriented nature. This weed was beautiful and apparently pretty fast-growing, too. I love cheese quake mj and use it almost daily now. So pleased to have found something to treat my awful pain.