(2 customer reviews)

Grease Monkey Feminized Marijuana Seeds

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Grease Money is the ultimate “do nothing” hybrid for a lazy day. It promotes relaxation and couch lock while eliminating pain and nausea.

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What better way to spend a lazy weekend than with Grease Monkey marijuana seeds by your side? This balanced 50/50 hybrid takes on the characteristics of Cookies And Cream and Gorilla Glue, which is famous for promoting couch lock for hours on end. Grease Monkey is the ultimate “do nothing all day” strain that leaves you on the couch or in bed for as long as humanly possible. If you made any plans prior to smoking this strain, cancel them right away because you will not be in the mood to move.


If it’s mental stimulation you’re after, you might want to pick a different strain. Grease Monkey targets the body primarily, creating a heavy and lazy buzz throughout your muscles. Some consumers report extremely subtle mental effects while many feel nothing at all upstairs. As a muscle relaxer, Grease Monkey is an optimal choice for consumers who are experiencing any type of nausea or pain, from moderate to chronic. Grease Monkey is best suited as an afternoon or evening smoke as it leaves you lazy, comfortable on the couch, and still.

No matter where you choose to germinate Grease Monkey marijuana seeds, there’s a high chance that you’ll have success both indoors and outdoors. This hybrid smells of vanilla, spice, and gasoline, which makes for an interesting mix for your nose. When grown outdoors, be sure to maintain a steady temperature of around 80 degrees (F). It should be warm but not hot.

User Review
3.67 (6 votes)

Additional information


Norcal Farms

Cannabis Species



70% Indica/30% Sativa

Flowering Time

55-65 days



CBD Level

Low (<2%)

Feels Like

Euphoric, Relaxing, Uplifting

Yield Indoors (per m²)

Up to 500g/m²

Yield Outdoors

Up to 450 gr

To Treat

Insomnia, Lack of Appetite, Nausea


Diesel, Earthy, Pungent

Skill Level


Plant Sex


Flowering Type






2 reviews for Grease Monkey Feminized Marijuana Seeds

  1. Benjamin Steffes (verified owner)

    South west Michigan grower, this strain did exceptional in 2020. Outdoors I had one plant get to 9’ tall with a great yield. Unique taste and smell. Definitely would recommend!

  2. Celyn Coulson (verified owner)

    West coast best coast 🙂 Have been growing in OR for most of my adult life. Glad it’s legal now (got all my paperwork in). Ordered online and seeds shipped out within a week. 5/5 germination, strong growth, exceptional yield. Dry-weather loving plant, just make sure you irrigate properly.

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