Description
The definition of “ape shit” is to be “wild with excitement”, one that easily explains the characteristics of an Ape Shit marijuana high. Boasting a lineage of world class strains, Ape Shit is the balanced hybrid you opt for when you’re looking to have a blast.
If you find yourself suffering from a case of the Mondays, Ape Shit marijuana can help turn that blah mood around. In a matter of minutes, the potent strain (it clocks in around 19% TCH), will have the day seeming brighter and any troubling thoughts will disappear into thin air. Next, the body-high works its way from top to bottom, loosening tense, tight muscles. Ape Shit marijuana is a great natural alternative for stress management, and can act as an antidepressant, not to mention appetite stimulant and sleeping aid
The aroma of Ape Shit marijuana may come as a surprise – in stark contrast to its name, the strain is sweet like lavender, with subtle notes of grape and blueberries. More impressive than its fragrance profile is its performance in the garden. With a sturdy frame and dense buds, it will fully flower within 8 to 10 weeks, and yield a harvest of around 12 to 14 ounces.
YaraMyers17 (verified owner) –
Exceptional quality seeds! They all germinated and grew into healthy plants.. The buds are aromatic and potent, providing a relaxing effect.
WellnessWanderer77 (verified owner) –
I still remember the day I decided to try my hand at growing my own cannabis from seeds. The experience was nothing short of magical! Planting those seeds felt like planting little dreams in the dirt. As the days turned into weeks, the sprouts emerged with vigor, showing off their lush green leaves. Every morning, I rushed outside for my daily inspection, excited to see how much they’d grown overnight. The anticipation was a thrill, like waiting for a surprise party to unfold. And let me tell you, when harvest time arrived, it felt like Christmas! The buds were stunning and smelled hypnotic, filling my space with an aroma that hinted at the joyous experience to come. When I finally sampled my homegrown treasure, I was blown away! The potency was incredible, and the effects were blissful. I floated on cloud nine, feeling euphoric and relaxed. This whole journey has been an absolute delight, and it’s ignited a passion for cultivating my green friends—bring on the next planting!
Nick S. (verified owner) –
The earthy flavors with a hint of pine are delightful. For indoor growers seeking a potent and easy-to-manage strain, Ape Shit Feminized Seeds is a solid choice.
G. Hughes (verified owner) –
I’ve always been curious about growing my own cannabis, and after trying these seeds, I’m officially hooked! From the moment I planted them, I felt like a kid again, watching the growth unfold like a magical story. Each seedling emerged with such vitality, reaching high and sturdy as if they were reaching for the stars. I was captivated daily, documenting their journey with photos and calls to friends about how amazing they looked. The vibrant greens and fragrant buds promised an adventure waiting to unfold. When it finally came time to enjoy them, my heart raced with excitement. The flavor was an incredible surprise—smooth, rich, and perfectly balanced. The high transported me to a blissful state, where laughter came easily, and creativity flowed effortlessly. I felt like I had unlocked a treasure chest, filled with not just great product, but a rewarding experience that made me fall in love with growing even more. I’m already planning my next round!
Elsie R. (verified owner) –
Plants were easy to grow and yielded some dense, sticky buds. The high is deeply relaxing, making it perfect for unwinding after a long day. The earthy and spicy flavor profile is just fantastic.
XavierHayes38 (verified owner) –
These seeds are top-notch. They germinated quickly and the plants are thriving. Delivery was fast and the packaging was subtle. The product has significantly reduced my chronic pain.
Jaqueline Moses (verified owner) –
Tasty and sweet, and definitely with that sativa kick that’ll get you going ape shit.
Always be smoking this before band practice. I get really good at my bass, and practicing with my band. Can’t deny that I have a ton of weed at home so I am literally just looking for excuses to smoke it regularly. Yup, growing with Pacific has made me quite the stoner 🙂
Good pricing and fast delivery to Cali. Thanks, y’all!
Calista Bishop (verified owner) –
Sounds a little crazy right? But this weed is pure sativa goodness with a solid medium-sized yield! Also, the plants are super compact which is perfect for indoor growing!
Ryota Yoshida (verified owner) –
Ape Shit Feminized Seeds are the perfect remedy for those tough days. With its high THC content and delicious grape flavor, this strain will have you feeling wild with excitement. Not only does it boost your mood, but it also relaxes your body, making it a great option for stress management and insomnia. The aroma is surprisingly sweet, with hints of lavender, grape, and blueberries.
Tommy Murray (verified owner) –
If you want a quick grow shit is the way to go. Name of the strain not poop hahaha! For a strain named ape shit i’m surprised at the actual quality! Germinated perfectly, grew quickly, taste great and gave me a great non paranoid high! Why call it shit when it taste fruity? well don’t let the name mislead you this was amazing
Samantha Lloyd (verified owner) –
These grape flavors are amazing, did not know weed could taste so good. Really nice mood booster high to get you through any day. These seeds gave an adequate harvest size and the small size of this plant lets it fit into most situations easily.
Jeffrey Franco (verified owner) –
I have thoroughly enjoyed the mood-boosting effects of Ape Shit, this strain has given me a nice mental high that puts me in a good mood, really great as a daytime or anytime high. I was also really happy with the quality of these seeds as every seed in my order germinated perfectly.
Chelsea Curtis (verified owner) –
Work making you wanna go ape shit?? Well, treat yourself to this relaxing weed for a nice, euphoric buzz that brings you back to baseline. PHEW!
Everyone should grow their own weed, it’s an awesome experience and usually does pretty well! Very proud of my 5 little plants. They got so tall it was so fun to behold. Getting really good at this!
CBDCenturion365 (verified owner) –
This strain gave me a nice uplifted feeling and helped with my depression. The sweet blueberry and grape taste was a bonus. The plant was easy to grow and I got a decent yield. Great for intermediate growers looking for a short plant with a strong effect.
Mercedes B. (verified owner) –
Tough days call for a tough-hitting marijuana. Ape shit is JUuuuust that! I bought 10 seeds online, had em in the mail by week’s end. I grow on the Olympic peninsula, it’s absolutely beautiful out here!! The perfect growing conditions for Marijuana, especially in an indoor environment. I have been a commercial grower for 15 years, I even grew with Nash’s Organics for a few years! This batch, however, was just for me 🙂 You always have to save some for yourself.
Leonie Maguire (verified owner) –
I suffer from depression and have difficulty getting excited about most things. Ape shit is just the right kind of sativa for brightening my mood and helping me get through the day. Great vibes all around and seriously easy to grow. I was able to plant 5 seeds and saw all of them germinate beautifully within one week! So thrilled to have mj growing in the yard. It really brightens my mood.