(10 customer reviews)

Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds

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Grease Money is the ultimate “do nothing” hybrid for a lazy day. It promotes relaxation and couch lock while eliminating pain.

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Grease Monkey Strain Seeds

What better way to spend a lazy weekend than with Grease Monkey marijuana seeds by your side? This balanced 50/50 hybrid takes on the characteristics of Cookies And Cream and Gorilla Glue, which is famous for promoting couch lock for hours on end. Grease Monkey is the ultimate “do nothing all day” strain that leaves you on the couch or in bed for as long as humanly possible. If you made any plans prior to smoking this strain, cancel them right away because you will not be in the mood to move.

If it’s mental stimulation you’re after, you might want to pick a different strain. Grease Monkey targets the body primarily, creating a heavy and lazy buzz throughout your muscles. Some consumers report extremely subtle mental effects while many feel nothing at all upstairs. As a muscle relaxer, Grease Monkey is an optimal choice for consumers who are experiencing any type of pain, from moderate to chronic. Grease Monkey is best suited as an afternoon or evening smoke as it leaves you lazy, comfortable on the couch, and still.

No matter where you choose to germinate Grease Monkey marijuana seeds, there’s a high chance that you’ll have success both indoors and outdoors. This hybrid smells of vanilla, spice, and gasoline, which makes for an interesting mix for your nose. When grown outdoors, be sure to maintain a steady temperature of around 80 degrees (F). It should be warm but not hot.

User Review
3.38 (16 votes)

Additional information


Norcal Farms

Cannabis Species



70% Indica/30% Sativa

Flowering Time

55-65 days



CBD Level

Low (<2%)

Feels Like

Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed

Yield Indoors (per m²)

Up to 500g/m²

Yield Outdoors

Up to 450 gr

To Treat

Insomnia, Lack of Appetite


Diesel, Earthy, Pungent

Skill Level


Plant Sex


Flowering Type






10 reviews for Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds

  1. hawaiiremembers (verified owner)

    I haven’t had weed this good in years….feeling really good about getting back into the garden again!

  2. Rufus C (verified owner)

    Basically, all you need to do is make sure your seeds germinate by soaking them overnight. Yes, it’s a pain in the butt, but you’ll be smiling once you see your seeds sprouting out of the earth and growing with great vigor. Excellent yields, generally very friendly to new gardeners, and tastes just great. I can’t get enough!!

  3. Aubrey Edmonds (verified owner)

    Great flavor and a sweet sweet taste. Very excited for this weed to be available online, and they can even ship it right to my door! I got 10 seeds delivered through the mail, and they looked great. Very small but when they sprouted that changed quickly. Unbelievable smell and flavor, great for a sweet and relaxing ride down indica drive.

  4. Grace Potter (verified owner)

    Ohhhh baby, grease monkey for freaking awesome! It’s a great buy, and it helps with depression. Gets me good and high, usually helps manage my stress and even helps me sleep at night. I love the sweet earthy flava!

  5. Dorothy Mathews (verified owner)

    Ohhh baby, grease monkey is where it’s at. This weed is high Octane energy, and always a whole lot of fun! Got me stoned as all heck and gives me great creative thoughts that improve my artwork! Hopefully there will be an opportunity to grow indoors at some point cause I really do think these need to be indoors.

  6. Dollie Cross (verified owner)

    The grease monkey strain is the perfect way to wind down and relax. It’s a good smelling and nice tasting mj too, not dry and sour like a lot of other California strains. Bought my stuff online and had it shipped to my farm address. Grew a few plants in my greenhouse this summer, and I plan to purchase more for next season. Did pretty well with about 250 G yield per plant.

  7. Charlize Erickson (verified owner)

    High-end indica grow, definitely a great way to end you day. Has a smell that is close to diesel. It is a smooth smoke but can be pretty stale if you don’t cure your weed properly. Been smoking this for days and feels pretty good. I like how it helps me with depression and anxiety. I’ll absolutely purchase again cause their selection is great, and pricing is outta this world!!

  8. Pola Browning (verified owner)

    Have a Canadian grow operation. Small-to-mid sized op. Sell to local dispensaries in and around Calgary. Grease monkey was a gamble and ended up doing well in the cooler climate. Greenhouse recommended. 100% Germination.

  9. Celyn Coulson (verified owner)

    West coast best coast 🙂 Have been growing in OR for most of my adult life. Glad it’s legal now (got all my paperwork in). Ordered online and seeds shipped out within a week. 5/5 germination, strong growth, exceptional yield. Dry-weather loving plant, just make sure you irrigate properly.

  10. Benjamin Steffes (verified owner)

    South west Michigan grower, this strain did exceptional in 2020. Outdoors I had one plant get to 9’ tall with a great yield. Unique taste and smell. Definitely would recommend!

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