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Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds

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Grease Monkey cannabis seeds are a potent, indica-dominant strain with an earthy aroma and relaxation effects. Users report that they’ve experienced increased hunger, focus, and creativity. Give these seeds a shot when you want a potent experience!

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Grease Monkey is an Indica-dominant hybrid strain bred by Exotic Genetix, originating from a cross between Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream. It’s renowned for its potency and distinct diesel aroma with a hint of vanilla. It provides users with a euphoric, relaxed high, often leading to a couch-lock effect, and is thus typically recommended for evening use or stress relief. Its potent effects will still give you the balanced experience that all cannabis enthusiasts are looking for in popular strains.

What are the effects of Grease Monkey cannabis?

Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant, potent strain that delivers a deep, potent high, immediately invoking a feeling of euphoria and relaxation. This high starts in the head, with an uplifting mood boost, which gradually spreads throughout the body, leading to a full-body relaxation, often described as a “couch-lock” effect. Some users also report an increase in creativity and focus in the initial stages of the high. Due to its potency, it can potentially lead to dry mouth or eyes, and in high doses, may induce paranoia or anxiety, especially in novice users or those with a low THC tolerance. However, taken in moderation, its gradual relaxation will send you over the moon, and loving its mental effects.

What does Grease Monkey taste like?

Grease Monkey marijuana strain offers an intriguing blend of peppery flavors and pungent aromas. The initial taste presents robust diesel notes, balanced by a sweet undertone, invoking hints of vanilla and a slight nuttiness. The aroma complements its flavor profile with that oh-so-sweet taste, boasting pungent diesel scents mingled with a sweet, earthy musk. Subtle notes of skunk and tropical fruits might also be detected. Together, the taste and aroma create a sensory experience that’s both complex and pleasing, characteristic of its exotic genetics.

How do I grow Grease Monkey Feminized Marijuana Seeds?

Growing Grease Monkey feminized seeds requires moderate experience, but novice growers are welcome.  These plants thrive in a Mediterranean-like climate, prefer indoors or in greenhouses, and need plenty of light. Hydroponics and the Sea of Green (SoG) method often yield excellent results. It’s crucial to maintain humidity levels and ensure good airflow to prevent mold and mildew and produce a bountiful harvest.  Nutrient-rich soil enhances terpene profiles, enriching flavor and aroma. The flowering time is typically around 8-9 weeks, after which, the plant yields dense, resin-coated buds characterized by their intense, unique scent. Grease Monkey’s seeds are a perfect choice for growers of all levels, especially if you purchase your quality seeds with a germination guarantee!

What does Grease Monkey Cannabis Plant Look Like?

Grease Monkey cannabis plants boast a stunning visual display. They grow tall, with deep green foliage and dense, chunky buds covered in a thick layer of sticky resinous trichomes. The buds themselves exhibit hues of dark purple, providing a striking contrast to the fiery orange pistils. This vibrant coloration, along with the crystalline sparkle from the trichomes, makes Grease Monkey plants a visually striking spectacle in any cannabis garden.

Flowering Period for Grease Monkey Weed Seeds

Grease Monkey marijuana typically flowers within 8-9 weeks when grown indoors; harvest should follow shortly after. If you plant outdoors, then you can expect to harvest in late September to early October. Yields vary depending on the growing conditions; indoor plants can produce around 1.4-1.6 oz/ft², while outdoor plants, given optimal conditions, can yield up to 21 oz per plant. It’s crucial to carefully monitor plants for optimal harvest time to ensure the highest quality.

Similar Marijuana strains to Grease Monkey

  1. Original Glue: As a parent strain, it shares a lot of its potent, heavy-hitting effects and diesel aroma.
  2. Cookies and Cream: Also a parent strain, shares the hybrid vigor and sweet, creamy flavors.
  3. Wedding Cake: This is another strain bred by Seed Junky Genetics with a sweet flavor profile and balanced effects, similar to Grease Monkey.
  4. Gelato: Known for its sweet flavor and euphoric effects, this strain shares creamy, dessert-like qualities.
  5. Sunset Sherbet: This strain is descended from Girl Scout Cookies, which is part of Cookies and Cream’s lineage, offering similar effects and sweet, fruity flavors.

Additional information


Norcal Farms

Cannabis Species



70% Indica/30% Sativa

Flowering Time

55-65 days



CBD Level

Low (<2%)

Feels Like

Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed

Yield Indoors (per m²)

Up to 500g/m²

Yield Outdoors

Up to 450 gr

To Treat

Insomnia, Lack of Appetite


Diesel, Earthy, Pungent

Skill Level


Plant Sex


Flowering Type






19 reviews for Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds

  1. Janette Preston (verified owner)

    Great smoking….has a nice earthy taste, a little sour and bitter, maybe not the sweetest weed out there but makes me pretty happy. I smoke every day, usually after work just to relax and unwind a little bit. Feeling pretty excited for the results…still waiting on the buds to fully form. I am in week 8 of this journey and very excited for it! I have learned so much, just feeling great!

  2. Rebekah Hogan (verified owner)

    Grease Monkey delivers a powerful and relaxing high, perfect for those struggling with insomnia or a lack of appetite. The taste is a unique blend of diesel, earthy, and pungent flavors. Growing this strain was an incredibly rewarding experience, as it produced robust plants and a generous yield.

  3. MidnightHunter (verified owner)

    I was searching PSB for a new strain and came across Grease Monkey. After reading through the detailed product description, I just knew I had to give it a try. I also read through the growing guides on the site that really helped me out. I just placed my order and can’t wait to receive them.

  4. William Gibson (verified owner)

    I could not believe it, now I’m so high! Hits hard and long, grows fast, and has the perfect mix of Indica and Sativa. Needless to say I absolutely love this seed. Going to buy Grease Monkey for a long time to come.

  5. Starlight2Sorcerer (verified owner)

    With its euphoric and relaxing high, Grease Monkey is perfect for evening use or stress relief. The taste of Grease Monkey is characterized by robust diesel notes balanced with a sweet undertone, making it a delightful choice for those who appreciate unique flavors.

  6. EcoAdventurer (verified owner)

    Good ol’ Grease Monkey! Used to smoke this weed a lot when I was working on a weed farm in NorCal. Tasty experience overall and pretty reliable grow. Excellent trichomes. Looks like it’s covered in fairy dust!

  7. ZodiacZephyr60 (verified owner)

    Grease Monkey is my new favorite heavy-hitting strain, this hits just right for a nice long-lasting high that is very worth growing. I got my seeds flowering in 9 weeks and this did take quite a lot of work to maintain and upkeep but honestly the euphoric high from this was worth the trouble.

  8. hawaiiremembers (verified owner)

    I haven’t had weed this good in years….feeling really good about getting back into the garden again!

  9. Melinda Flores (verified owner)

    Got stuck in my couch last night after smoking this, loved how my pains disappeared though and the great flavors made it well worth the 9-week growing time. Really happy with the fast shipping I got from Pacific and I cannot wait to try other strains from their site.

  10. Ashley Bell (verified owner)

    Easily an excellent lazy day strain, find myself laying on the couch Sunday afternoon after smoking this. A strong overwhelming body high that is not for the average stoner, this strain hits very hard and heavy. Really good strain for any heavy smokers.

  11. Rufus C (verified owner)

    Basically, all you need to do is make sure your seeds germinate by soaking them overnight. Yes, it’s a pain in the butt, but you’ll be smiling once you see your seeds sprouting out of the earth and growing with great vigor. Excellent yields, generally very friendly to new gardeners, and tastes just great. I can’t get enough!!

  12. Aubrey Edmonds (verified owner)

    Great flavor and a sweet sweet taste. Very excited for this weed to be available online, and they can even ship it right to my door! I got 10 seeds delivered through the mail, and they looked great. Very small but when they sprouted that changed quickly. Unbelievable smell and flavor, great for a sweet and relaxing ride down indica drive.

  13. Grace Potter (verified owner)

    Ohhhh baby, grease monkey for freaking awesome! It’s a great buy, and it helps with depression. Gets me good and high, usually helps manage my stress and even helps me sleep at night. I love the sweet earthy flava!

  14. Dorothy Mathews (verified owner)

    Ohhh baby, grease monkey is where it’s at. This weed is high Octane energy, and always a whole lot of fun! Got me stoned as all heck and gives me great creative thoughts that improve my artwork! Hopefully there will be an opportunity to grow indoors at some point cause I really do think these need to be indoors.

  15. Dollie Cross (verified owner)

    The grease monkey strain is the perfect way to wind down and relax. It’s a good smelling and nice tasting mj too, not dry and sour like a lot of other California strains. Bought my stuff online and had it shipped to my farm address. Grew a few plants in my greenhouse this summer, and I plan to purchase more for next season. Did pretty well with about 250 G yield per plant.

  16. Charlize Erickson (verified owner)

    High-end indica grow, definitely a great way to end you day. Has a smell that is close to diesel. It is a smooth smoke but can be pretty stale if you don’t cure your weed properly. Been smoking this for days and feels pretty good. I like how it helps me with depression and anxiety. I’ll absolutely purchase again cause their selection is great, and pricing is outta this world!!

  17. Pola Browning (verified owner)

    Have a Canadian grow operation. Small-to-mid sized op. Sell to local dispensaries in and around Calgary. Grease monkey was a gamble and ended up doing well in the cooler climate. Greenhouse recommended. 100% Germination.

  18. Celyn Coulson (verified owner)

    West coast best coast 🙂 Have been growing in OR for most of my adult life. Glad it’s legal now (got all my paperwork in). Ordered online and seeds shipped out within a week. 5/5 germination, strong growth, exceptional yield. Dry-weather loving plant, just make sure you irrigate properly.

  19. Benjamin Steffes (verified owner)

    South west Michigan grower, this strain did exceptional in 2020. Outdoors I had one plant get to 9’ tall with a great yield. Unique taste and smell. Definitely would recommend!

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