Okay, we get it. You’re sick of the coronavirus headlines and honestly, so are we. That’s why we reached out to friends, followers, and customers via social media to tell us their funniest weed story. Something stupid, or ridiculously clever, that they’ve done while high.

Get Ready To Laugh

Within seconds, our Facebook and Instagram families pitched in and gave us a reason to laugh again (to be honest, it was getting pretty dark and depressing there for a while). We’ve got nothing but good times ahead in today’s blog post so keep on reading!

tell us your best weed story

Tell Us Your Funniest Weed Story

“My friends and I “broke into” a school bus late at night only to have my dad drive by and recognize my truck…Didn’t turn out well.” — Thomas P.

“Back in the 90’s we got busted smoking in the cemetery. Long story short, the cop threw my buddy in the back of his car before searching him. My buddy ditched his bag in the back seat before being pulled out and searched. He then got sat back inside. Grabbed his bag and was released with just a ticket to show up to court for paraphernalia. We then went back to my house and smoked down lol.” — Jake S.

“I forgot.” — Jay C.

“I was front row center at a small venue, solo acoustic Johnny Cash concert. I smoked multiple dank bowls during the show exhaling the pungent aroma on stage. After the finale, the man in black shook my hand first, saying, “that smells amazing.” — Nico M.

tell us your best weed story

“I run a podcast and my guest speaker brought a joint with 30% THC. That was the strongest strain I had ever tried. We smoke while recording and, well, the audio got immediately silent. I was so stoned that I forgot how to speak.” — Lucy H.

“When I was smoking at home, I got so high that I forgot all the ingredients in the morning smoothie that I make every single day. It’s always the same and this time I forgot everything. I only remembered ice.” — Tisha D.

“One time, I was so stoned that I couldn’t figure out the extension cord to my laptop.” — Max R.

“This may not be the funniest story, per se, but I just love getting high as hell and then stepping into a hot yoga class. It’s the best feeling in the world.” — Stephanie B.

“DUDE! Hands down the funniest weed story doesn’t even involve me. It’s about my dad. He came home from the bar one night and came into my room just to tell me that he’s super high (with bloodshot eyes) and hopes that my mom won’t get mad at him. Then he preceded to break the glass doors to the shower by slamming them too hard. My poor mom had to wake up in the middle of the night to clean up shards of glass cause he was too high to function. They’re still married.” — Carter J.

tell us your best weed story

The Best Marijuana Strains For Laughter

Come on, you have to admit those stories are funny. Aren’t you in a much better mood now? We certainly are. We love a good weed story! It just goes to show that laughter really is the best medicine, and we could all use more than ever these days. Also, might we recommend some giggly marijuana strains for future use. You can purchase all of these strains directly from our website!

  • Blue Diesel — This indica-dominant hybrid can fend off anxiety with a hefty dose of laughter on the side. It can easily elevate your mood and put you in a joyful mindset. Plus, it’s easy to grow even for beginners!
  • Laughing Buddha — The name says it all with this one. It gives users a relaxed and cheerful state of mind with anxiety. Within minutes, users notice a more positive outlook on life even when times get tough.
  • Church OG — Out of all our giggly strains, this one should not be taken lightly. Get it? That’s some weed humor from us to you. In smaller doses, it can send you on a laughing spree. Larger doses can send you straight to sleep, so watch how much you smoke.
  • Sweet Diesel — This combo of OG Kush and Sour Diesel encapsulated everything we love in a sativa. It gives you a burst of energy that makes you feel more alive and awake than ever before! It’s a great party strain for social engagements.

Feel Happy & Giggly With Pacific Seed Bank

From the beginning, our mission at Pacific Seed Bank has always been to make customers feel as good as possible with our products. No matter your mood, we can almost guarantee that there’s a marijuana strain for you somewhere in our vast selection of high-quality weed seeds. If you missed our social media post, you can share your best weed story in the comments down below!

  1. Malasota says:

    Back in the day, got up one morning to go to work. . Stop sign I took a hit to relax. No one around, I thought. Across street was a cop staring right at me. So I went at aggressively picking at my nose as some of us do on way to or from work. He watched intentently, started his engine and sped off. Never been in any kind of trouble so I count that, at 74 years old, another God sent miracles in thes many years. Lord bless all

  2. Kevin says:

    1974 weighing Qp .look out window cop in drive way. Hid weed in wash ing machine went partying. Next morning did laundry. Halfway through remember weed.salvaged most. Did not seem to hurt buzz. Killer columbo

  3. Ivan Pacheco says:

    The best weed I had was Rhino Wreck. My body was so lethargic I’ve never had anything similar to it. My arms were so heavy in legs it’s the best I’ve ever have.

  4. Frankygirl says:

    I’m a professional watercolour artist and I like to puff a fat joint before and during the process….so I was doing a portrait of my cousins baby boy and I drew the outline from a of a photo of him,, and when I was done I looked at his toes and I thought I had drawn an extra one . So as I was painting i corrected as I went and the picture turned out amazing ……. until about two days later when I went to photograph the painting and counted them toes and there was four lol ? their precious baby boy was now down one toe lol … I can’t believe I never even noticed until way after it was done . Lol they loved it anyways lol I’m sure it will be a centre piece of laughter for a while

  5. John Weldy says:

    Living in Coronado in 1972 after being discharged from military service during Viet Nam War (I was drafted). Late one night a friend told me about a catwalk underneath the Coronado Bridge, took me there. It’s a maintenance access, but the walk surface is made of see-thru metal mesh, so we were looking straight down at the bay 200 feet below. We sat and got high, enjoying the sights, threw a fire extinguisher over and watched it explode when it hit the water. Later, just as we exited the catwalk we could see police cars coming straight at us across the golf course. We both yelled “It’s the police – run!”, we turned to run but ran head on into each other and almost knocked ourselves out. Managed to get to out feet but we were laughing so hard, and rubbing the knots on our foreheads we almost got caught, barely managing to escape. Almost 50 years later I still laugh at our silly antics.

  6. Larry Robinson says:

    I worked at a restaurant in Tucson in the 60’s. My friends needed a car to go to Nogales and smuggle pot. I loaned them my sisters car, while I worked. My friends were arrested in a neighborhood in Nogales Sonora, shortly after they finished hiding the kilos in the door panels of my sisters Corvair. The cops arrested them for burglary and impounded the car. Needless to say when I got home with no car I was in big trouble myself. Finally my friend’s families were able to get them out of jail and the car back. So they ended up crossing the border at rush hour the next day , and made it home with the Weed intact!!

  7. willow says:

    I was living in AK in the 70s, and was driving home one night…late.
    I had been to a party, smoking. That night I was so high…lol…I came upon a red street light. I sat there for about 15 min and the light didn’t change. I looked around..no one around at 2am..so I hit the gas to go thru.
    Well now, I probably drove for about 3 blocks and really came upon that light. I had stopped 3 blocks before the light….I stopped and got the giggles..way too funny.

  8. RJ says:

    Two weeks before the end of my freshman high school year, a few buddies and I decided it would be a e GREAT idea to smoke a joint on the football field right before the morning bell. As an adult all I can ask myself is: Dude, wtf? Needless to say, those Catholic priests didn’t have much tolerance for self expression back then so we all got to meet a bunch of new friends and new schools the next year…lmao

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